By December 25, 2019

8.30am: Purchase a coffee in your reusable cup. #Smug

12.30pm: Buy your vegan lunch from a plastic-free shop and pop it in your canvas tote bag. #HumbleBrag

9pm: Wash your face with a muslin cloth and bar cleanser. #WhoNeedsWipesAnyway?

10.30pm: Reward yourself with a night of passion, electronic (hello, Rabbit) or otherwise. But wait – has your sex life just screwed the world?

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