Look, I get it. Some sex toys can look scary. Their robust and silicone bodies may make you think where the eff do I put this thing? But the good news is, these bad boys were made specifically for you and your pleasure.
Once you get over their low-key janky appearance, you’ll see they don’t talk, ghost, or eat the last slice of pizza without consulting you first—and they certainly don’t roll over when they’re too tired to give you an orgasm.