Talk about friendly skies.

I’m not a great traveler. Don’t get me wrong. I love going getting out of Brooklyn (in fact, in the 10-plus years I’ve lived here I haven’t done it nearly enough) and heading off to different places to meet new people and explore new things. But, of course, there’s no place quite like home… and goes double when home is the place where you happen to keep your arsenal of sex toys.

I know I may be a little different than some of you in that, because I write about sex for a living, rather than having a discreet stash of vibrators in a decorative box or drawer, I have an embarrassment of devices hidden in various nooks and crannies all over my room. Hell, some of them aren’t even so hidden. Dildos go in the dresser. Cock rings stay closed up in shoe books. The Magic Wand dangles artfully by its somewhat utilitarian cord over the bedpost.

If there is a device out there that was designed to help women orgasm, I’ve got it — and it sits somewhere in my apartment, waiting to be put into good service.

It’s all dandy to keep your toys strewn everywhere when you’re safe within the walls of your private freak manse, but it’s not quite as dandy when you’re about to jet off somewhere wonderful and the time comes to pack up your belongings. I recently left the good old US of A to visit some family of mine in England, and as the seasoned traveler I hope to be one day, I made sure to pack only the essentials: toiletries, converters, good shoes for walking… but when it came to deciding which of my sexy-time goodies to bring, I found myself at a bit of a loss.


1. Womanizer 2GO USB Rechargeable Lipstick Clitoral Stimulator


The Womanizer is, for my money, the best vibrator around, and if you travel all the time there is no reason not to get your hands on their newest addition to the line: the travel vibrator. It’s easy to charge (comes with a USB port, son), whisper quiet, and still has the same six super hot settings that are guaranteed to keep you smiling no matter how jet-lagged you may be.


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